Young and Spry I thought I was

Until one night upon the shining lake
My breath and youth it did take
Excitement coursed through my veins
Days of youth I wished to regain
Cheers ringing from my son and daughter
I leapt into the chilly waters
Skies ready and rope taunt
My skills I would soon flaunt
Like I never stopped
Out of the water I did pop!
Soaring across the rippling wake
Way to go mom! Cheered Jake
What happened next I do not know
But water up my crack like an arrow
Piercing such tender flesh
I knew I was a mess
Circling around the boat came
"One my time" I shouted "I’m game!"
None of them knowing it was a farce
But out of the water shot my aching arse
In front of all to see I dropped one ski
Continuing with one quite calmly
When once again I felt myself waver
I decided this time I would land much safer
Sinking into the waters below
Much water I did swallow
Thrice I tried to raise my weary booty
Knowing my bowels I must soon empty
The shore seeming so far away
I decided I would take the time to pray
When upon the shore I did come
I sprinted my tightly clenched bumm
Up the stairs and down the hall
To the bathroom I did haul
When all was said and done
It really wasn’t all that fun
For when the water like an arrow it did pierce
It left a bloody gash that was quite fierce!
So one night upon the shiny lake
My breath and youth it did take!

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