Back from Blogger block

It has been forever since I posted, I know, I know.... I should post everyday! But what do you do when you have bloggers block? Well Thankfully I think I am back and have some blogging ideas.

First I will put your minds to rest and let you in on the dog chasing scenario. Buddy...... our dog is starting to chase our van when I leave the yard. He will actually runs right in front on the van, impeading my leaving which tics me off! So the other day he starts playing with me again and I had had enough! I yanked the wheel to the right, right at him.... at this point I don't care if I hit him either because maybe he would learn a few things, but anyways back to the chasing.

I break a hard right, from our driveway unto the lawn. Whipping in a complete 360 I follow the mangy mutt as I begin to see the panic build in his eyes. For good measure we circle on more time staying on his tail honking the horn.

I must let you know that during this time Jake and Mac are shouting whoo hoo! Go mom! From the backseat totally enjoying this experience.

Thinking I have taught our dumb dog a lesson I staighten the wheel and head out the drive way. Darn thing still came out of the woods and chased my down the road. IDIOT!

Anyways hubbster comes home that night and is looking out the kitchen window when he does a double take and states, "I think someone drove on our lawn." You should have seen his expression when I calmly stated. "Yeah it was me." It was priceless.

This "dog" (said with disgust) of ours has turned this Dog lover into a dog hater. He had chewed our phone lines off the outside of our house twice, and almost a third time but I caught him in the act when I drove in the yard, destroyed a friends bike seat, is mean to the cats, and has now jumped onto both our car and van making huge scratch marks! I mean I am ticked! He's destroying our vehicles, oh and he is digging at the foundation of our house making big holes that the water sits in and then ruins the foundation of our house. We have tried shock collars, slapping his nose, burying his own POOP in these holes and he STILL continues to dig at the house! This one dog has converted me to a cat lover! We have 2 outside, the are adorable, they love being held and are fun to watch play with each other. They don't leave large craps for my kids to walk through and they are so mellow. Buddy rams the kids over jumping all over them and scratching them. OH.... How I could go on and on and on......... I really actually think I hate this dog which has never happened to me before.

Anyways enough of my dog sorrows... please be praying that baby comes soon. I am sooooooo Ready to be done!

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